Want Contraception? Pay For It Yourself!
Liberals who talk about “free love” know neither the definition of “free” or “love”. Having sex and making love are two separate concepts. Whether it’s the “government”, or “insurance agencies” or whatever liberals want to call it, if you’re having sex, and someone else is providing you with the contraception, or for the abortion afterwards, it was bought and paid for by taxpayers, and the expense was added to the national debt. Just keep that in mind the next time you are in the act and you spy a peeping Tom watching you. If he pays taxes, he’s paying for a portion of your enjoyment. So rather than being modest, or a prude, you might as well let him get his money’s worth. On the other hand if he’s just a homeless bum, he’s probably more interested in the fire in your living room than the fire in your pants.
Size really does matter to a liberal, which is why they love big government. If Obama and the federal government are determined to mandate contraception, and pass the cost of that contraception on to the taxpayer, it seems the most fitting and appropriate thing they ought to do, the next logical step, is to mandate sex itself, and to force everyone to make “whoopee” under penalty of fine and/or imprisonment. Otherwise the contraception mandate is just as rigged as social security – where you pay into a system all your life, then die before you get to collect. How depressing is that, to have your money taken from you so someone else can be “happy” for a few minutes? All the while you’re digging in your pockets, scrounging for spare change to use at the snack machine because you can no longer afford to purchase the McDonald’s value meals. Here you are starving for food at the same time a complete stranger is satisfying his appetite on your dime. And you really needed that dime.
If people want contraception to avoid making those mistakes often associated with not using it, and those mistakes are still occurring even with contraception, perhaps the contraception manufacturer ought to try gluing on an eraser and see if that works. Mistakes happen. Isn’t that why pencils have erasers. What about white out? That covers up mistakes too. Of course white out is probably as outdated by now as is waiting to hit that home run on your wedding night. And then we have to go back to the whole ” keeping government out of our bedrooms” thing. Do you ever notice the people who are most vocal about keeping government out of their bedrooms are the same people who can’t go anywhere without demanding government be everywhere else in their lives?
When did it become the responsibility of every American taxpayer to pay the cost of keeping “horny” men and women “safe” during intercourse? If liberals aren’t stopped, defeated and buried the government (via the American taxpayer) will wind up paying the cost of contraception, birth control and abortions. Do you know what that means? Liberals who demand a right to “privacy” also demand we the taxpayer pay out of our own pockets the “convenience” of that privacy. Men and women being intimate with one another is one thing, but if they can’t afford the price of admission perhaps they ought to keep the lights on and just watch television instead – or talk to one another. There’s your best contraception right there. Talking always kills the mood and keep the urges down. And talking is free.
Why should any of us have to reach in our pockets every time some one else reaches into theirs?